Today, my son came to me and gave me a hug – out of the blue.
I was very pleasantly surprised – that is, until I heard him tell his father, “You’re right. She did gain weight.”
When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue?
So I thanked him and went back home.
Why hasn’t there ever been a vegan on the Moon?
Because there’s nobody there whom they can tell they’re vegan.
