The Weekly Giggles

Today, my son came to me and gave me a hug – out of the blue.

I was very pleasantly surprised – that is, until I heard him tell his father, “You’re right. She did gain weight.”

When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Why hasn’t there ever been a vegan on the Moon?

Because there’s nobody there whom they can tell they’re vegan.