The Weekly Giggles

August 14 - 20 , 2019

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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it is missing and what’s there stinks.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, that when I die, I will donate my body to Tupperware.

A man is reading the newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”

The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”

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