Flip through the latest issue of Gulf Weekly.
Tom “I’m only half as Wacko as Jacko” Cruise has denied reports that Katie “Now I’m old enough to drink” Holmes is already pregnant with the weird couple’s second child.
“I heard from a lot of people that Katie is pregnant,” one of the couple’s neighbours told Us Weekly.
According to Katie Holmes, whose judgment has taken a whipping after she married four-foot-nothing Cruise, she is not pregnant and her baby Suri is “doing great”.
All these statements were ripped apart after Tom was seen shopping for a new Ultrasound machine. “This one makes funny noises and make me think of aliens,” the demented actor told Dick’s World after we accosted him on the set of his new movie: Lolita’s Return.
