Flip through the latest issue of Gulf Weekly.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
When my husband starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there’s no domestic violence going on.
Pessimist: “Things just can’t get any worse!”
Optimist: “Nah, of course they can!”
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
